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Makeup and Beauty Blog Monday Poll, Vol. 888

So…what is the Monday Poll?

Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007).

1. How often do you do meal prep for the week?

Very rarely. I do a super loose version or “meal prep” (air quotes) by cutting fruit and veggies on Sunday, and that’s about it. I tried making meals on Sundays a few times but then got sick of eating the same thing mid-week, so meal prep has never stuck.

2. Do you work out when you’re on vacation?

I try to! I bring my tennis shoes and a couple sets of clothes to exercise in, so that at the very least, I can go for a walk.

3. Is bronzer a daily thing for you?

Once upon a time, this was a hard yes. Love me some bronzer! I don’t wear it much these days, though, because I’ve been trying to get away with as little makeup as possible for like the last year or so. Now that I’m thinking about it, though, I might pop a little on after I’m done with this poll just for funsies. 🙂

4. A show that reminds you of after school time as a kid?

Weirdly enough, “Three’s Company.” It was always playing in the background when I got home.

5. A nice thing you did for yourself recently?

I made an effort for some “me” time on Saturday afternoon and finally got around to grooming my brows, which had been unruly for weeks (um, maybe months, if I’m being 100% honest). I also joined a gym last week and went swimming a couple times, which felt great.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. Here are the questions to copy/paste with your answers in a comment. Talk to ya soon.

1. How often do you do meal prep for the week?
2. Do you work out when you’re on vacation?
3. Is bronzer a daily thing for you?
4. A show that reminds you of after school time as a kid?
5. A nice thing you did for yourself recently?

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It’s all fun and games till a mouse takes over your patio.

That’s what happened here at Chez Tabs this week. Rosie used to call the shots here at Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC, and for the most part she’s been a benevolent dictator, but a few days ago a tiny tyrant of the rodent variety moved into, or onto to be more accurate, the patio where the staff (basically, just Marnie and Rosie) take their lunch.

For the most part, Marnie and Rosie work fairly well together.

I mean, Rosie tells Marnie to do things, and Marnie tries to oblige… Bless her heart.

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They’d reached a form of detente, and it had been pretty effective until that mouse showed up.

Now every time one of them goes out there and tries to nap underneath one of the wooden lettuce or tomato planters, the mouse starts scratching or sneaking around somewhere in the area, must be underneath the wood, and Marnie and Rosie can hear it, and it drives them nuts.

It’s a shame because Tabs would have never allowed a usurper to … usurp his authority like this.

There’s just no way he would have shared power. 😹

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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Let’s Get Into Ariana Grande LoveNotes Plush Vanilla

Wakey, wakey friends I’m alive. Sort of. I’m actually currently sitting in a golf cart, in stupid degree humidity, typing this up on my iPad as my dad golfs. Why he thinks it’s ok to golf in the heat is beyond me but here we are. I’m temporarily safe from getting out of this cart to actually put in the effort to sport with him since he has his little old man group he is hanging out with today and I’ve turned into the Caddy Mate for all of them. When did my dad get old? And also, why is it so hot? Also, also, Ariana Grande has a new perfume. Ok, let’s get into that because I have thoughts.

Ariana Grande LOVENOTES Plush Vanilla Eau de Parfum is about to drop and I’m not blind buying. Look at me being all adult about my perfume purchases. Are you proud? Tell me you’re proud of me! Go on now. I’m listening. In all seriousness, Ari’s perfumes are normally a safe blind buy for me as I tend to love them. Are they a little juvenile? Yes. Am I an adult woman that wants to sweet? Also, yes. When Aria decided to drop LoveNotes back in in Fall 2024 the only thing going through my head was how do I capture all these Pokemon? Because here we had four different fragrances but only one was dropping in North America. The rest were scattered across the world.

Each fragrance was a love letter to a different part of the world from Ariana expressing messages of joy, gratitude, and affection. The US, Australia, UK, and the rest of Europe each got one exclusive fragrance. Here in the US we got LOVENOTES Pink Woods Eau de Parfum which was a fresh floral fragrance with notes of jasmine, tonka, and cashmere woods. I immediately purchased it online without having to smell it because I just like Ariana’s fragrances and I was convinced I’d love this. I didn’t. But it’s my own fault as I’m a gourmand girlie and this was a floral fragrance. That being said I did think it was going to be interesting none the less. It wasn’t. It just smelled like linen to me and that’s not my bag at all.

Fast forward and Fall, my dearest friends, is on the horizon and the drops are starting to happen! One of which is this new Love Notes Plush Vanilla Perfume. It’s being described as an older sister to Mod Vanilla which sounds promising. It’s a warm, sweet gourmand which checks off all the marks for me that has key notes of vanilla macaron, cashmere woods, and amber crystals as well as orange blossom, sugared petals, and warm amber. The only problem is they contradict themselves in the marketing and proceed to say it’s a delicate, fluffy, playful vanilla as hey, how can Mod Vanilla’s older sister being playful and fluffy when Mod Vanilla is already pretty girlish and fun and Plush Vanilla is supposed to be darker. Hmmmmm!

Is it a safe blind buy? Probably not. So far, LoveNotes has proved a little disappointing with that first launch so, I’m practicing caution if I do indulge in Lovenotes Plush Vanilla! How about you? Are you a fan of the original release and are you eager for the new one?

Ariana Grande LoveNotes Plush Vanilla launches the first week of August.

Where to buy

Sephora

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Rare Beauty Rare Eau de Parfum A New Skin Scent Coming Soon

Here’s Juju at a Rare Beauty Event in Thailand. Proceed to gush, melt, and just fan girl out to this man with me because did you ever think that you’d see him at a Rare Beauty Event (the endorsements are endorsing)? I mean, if you told me hey, so and so is endorsing Rare Beauty would he be the person that came to your mind? “People think I’m obsess with this. But I’m okay with it, I am obsessed with it and um I think this is an obsession that doesn’t hurt anyone…”

If you know, you know, if you don’t, well, dm me, I’ll give you a complete history and profile breakdown including special access to never before edits (Just don’t ask me his shade of Rare Beauty Soft Pinch Tinted Lip Oil Stain! I have no idea! Somethings have to remain sacred!). You’re welcome!

But really all this was just an excuse to use to post about the new Rare Beauty Perfume. Yes, Rare Beauty has a perfume upcoming! Rare Beauty isn’t new to the fragrance world. We’ve gotten not one but two different fragrance mists from the brand over the course of the last three years. Both of which were quite lovely if not long lasting.

Rare Eau de Parfum by Rare Beauty will be available August 7th at Sephora with early access on the app starting August 6th. The 50 ML bottle will be $75 or snag a travel spray for $30. According to reports the formula is not only vegan and cruelty for but ideal for sensitive skin. Rare Beauty continues to grow globally with sales reaching 400 million in 2024 which was 14% higher than the year before. A fragrance launch seems like the perfect addition to the main line particularly with the success of the Bath and Body Collection they already released. The nose behind the scent is Perfumer Jérôme Epinette. If you be familiar that name that would be because he’s worked on fragrances for both Byredo and Atelier Cologne (which of my fav brands).

What does Rare Eau de Parfum smell like? My mind did go to Sol de Janeiro as it has notes of caramel and pistachio….! Interesting! There’s pink pepper here as well with a warm vanilla heart, ginger, cocoa beans, sandalwood, tonka beans, and skin musks. It seems very much like the Rare Beauty Comfort Fragrance but perhaps with more complexity as that, too, is a skin scent. The launch of the perfume also includes four different Fragrance Layering Balms in Floral Peony Blossom, Amber Vanilla, Fresh Bergamot and Woody Oak to customize the perfume. This also introduces newer fragrance lovers to the art of cocktailing different fragrances. Each of the balms will be $19 each.

I’m looking forward to trying this out. How about you?

Where to buy

Sephora

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Makeup and Beauty Blog Monday Poll, Vol. 887

So…what is the Monday Poll?

Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007).

1. Ice cream sandwich or popsicle?

An ice cream sandwich please, but it’s gotta be a Mini Its-It in Vanilla. YUM!

2. What are you wearing on your nails right meow?

Chanel Incendiare, a warm bright red. Reminds me of summer tomatoes.

3. Things that make you think of summer beauty?

Bright, sheer glossy lipgloss. Colorful, bold nail polish in shades of red or coral. Certain Chanel fragrances with a fruity vibe, like Chance. The scent of Guerlain bronzer. Body oils.

4. Have you ever lived somewhere where chickens wake you up in the morning?

Technically, yes. In the spring, during a particularly rough patch of insomnia, I used to hear a rooster crowing off in the distance in the wee hours of the morning. My guess is he lived down the street and a few blocks over. I haven’t heard from him in a while, though, so hmmm. Hope he’s still around!

5. Your preferred decade of dance music?

‘80s, baby!

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. Here are the questions to copy/paste with your answers in a comment. Talk to ya soon.

1. Ice cream sandwich or popsicle?
2. What are you wearing on your nails right meow?
3. Things that make you think of summer beauty
4. Have you ever lived somewhere where chickens wake you up in the morning?
5. Your preferred decade of dance music?

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Despite being incredibly busy, Rosie had to put a critical research project on paws this morning because of something unusual.

Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 867

Earlier this week she took some pictures of Marnie for the company newsletter to announce her as our new intern, but when Rosie was processing the images she noticed something…

She pondered it during a jam session on her keyboard…

Quantum mechanics and superposition!

Rosie thinks she knows what’s going on. Somehow the office here in Novato has become entangled with another dimension.

This changes everything! 😹

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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Makeup and Beauty Blog Monday Poll, Vol. 886
Gentle reminder for you today.

So…what is the Monday Poll?

Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007).

1. What time of the day are you at your best?

From 5:30 until about 11 in the morning. Everything is downhill after lunch, which is when I turn into Sleepy Spice, hahaha! I don’t know when it happened, but somewhere along the way in the last 10 years, I became a morning person.

2. Things you like in your smoothie?

Greek yogurt, vanilla protein powder, raspberries (for fiber!) are my favorites. I also like bananas or apples for sweetness.

3. Something about your current makeup routine that bugs you?

Ugh, the concealer I’ve been using from MAC just doesn’t seal well after I use it. Bits and bobs of it end up all over the place. It’s super messy and it bothers me.

4. Something about your makeup routine that you love?

I’ve pretty much gotten everything so streamlined that I can get an entire face on in less than five minutes. The ability to put on makeup joyfully in very little time has been absolutely freeing.

5. Something beauty-related that you’re thinking about doing?

I’m very casually thinking about coloring my hair again. I’m not really serious about it because of the time and the money it takes for upkeep (ugh, ROOTS), but I kindasorta miss the thrill of changing it through highlights and whatnot. I dunno. I probably won’t do it for the sake of practicality, but then again, I just might!

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. Here are the questions to copy/paste with your answers in a comment. Talk to ya soon.

1. What time of the day are you at your best?
2. Things you like in your smoothie?
3. Something about your current makeup routine that bugs you?
4. Something about your makeup routine that you love?
5. Something beauty-related that you’re thinking about doing?

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Walk down the skincare aisle or scroll through social media, and you’ll quickly notice something odd: every “new” skincare launch starts to feel like déjà vu. Different names, different packaging, slightly tweaked claims—but ultimately, the same texture, scent, and results. Why do so many skincare products feel interchangeable?

The short answer: because they often are.

1. One Parent, Many Faces

You may think you’re choosing between dozens of unique skincare brands—but in reality, many of those “different” companies are owned by the same parent conglomerate. Whether it’s L’Oréal, Estée Lauder, Procter & Gamble, or Unilever, these global giants own sprawling portfolios of beauty and skincare brands that span every price point and aesthetic.

These companies know how to market to different demographics—natural vs. clinical, prestige vs. mass-market, minimal vs. glam—but behind the scenes, they often share the same R&D teams, manufacturing facilities, and even base formulations. What sets them apart most visibly is the branding: a different bottle, a different influencer, a different story.

2. The Private Label Puzzle

Then there’s the booming world of “indie” skincare, which many consumers assume is more innovative or artisanal. In some cases, it is. But more often than not, independent skincare brands rely on contract manufacturers and private label companies to produce their products.

These private label labs offer pre-formulated products—moisturizers, serums, cleansers—that any entrepreneur can purchase, package, and sell under their own brand. They may make slight adjustments to fragrance, color, or key ingredients to differentiate one client’s product from another, but the underlying formulas are largely the same across dozens, sometimes hundreds, of brands.

The result? A marketplace flooded with similar products dressed up in different marketing stories.

Why Do New Skincare Products All Seem to Be the Same? – FutureDerm

3. Innovation vs. Iteration

True formulation innovation is time-consuming, expensive, and risky. It requires R&D investments, clinical testing, regulatory navigation, and often years of development. In contrast, tweaking an existing formula and repackaging it as “new” is fast, affordable, and profitable. That’s why you see a constant stream of “new” products that feel anything but fresh.

For consumers, this creates a frustrating experience: investing in the latest launch only to realize it performs exactly like the last five you’ve tried.

4. So What Can You Do?

  • Read beyond the label: Look for brands that are transparent about their formulations, sourcing, and testing.
  • Research ownership: Knowing who owns a brand can help you understand its broader manufacturing and marketing strategy.
  • Be skeptical of hype: Aesthetic packaging and buzzwords often mask recycled formulations.
  • Support innovation: Seek out brands that demonstrate real scientific or ethical innovation, not just clever branding.

In Conclusion

In today’s beauty market, sameness often masquerades as variety. Whether you’re buying from a global brand or an “indie” newcomer, there’s a good chance the product you’re holding is nearly identical to a dozen others—just in a different outfit.

Understanding how skincare is manufactured and marketed empowers you to make smarter choices and spend your money on products that truly stand apart—not just look like they do.

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The False Promise of Skincare in the Age of Misinformation

In a world where self-care has become a billion-dollar industry, skincare is often sold as both a necessity and a luxury—promising transformation, healing, and even reinvention. Yet, behind the clean packaging, and carefully curated influencer endorsements, an alarming number of skincare brands—particularly those sold through multi-level marketing (MLM) schemes and unregulated direct-to-consumer channels—are misleading customers with inflated promises, questionable ingredients, and marketing that often borders on pseudoscience.

The Rise of Skincare MLMs: Selling a Dream, Not a Solution

MLMs thrive on aspiration. You’re not just buying a cream or a serum—you’re buying a “lifestyle,” an income opportunity, a promise of belonging. The issue is many of these companies are built on shaky scientific ground. Their products often lack meaningful clinical testing, rely on trendy buzzwords rather than proven ingredients, and are sold through a network of individuals with little or no background in dermatology or cosmetic science.

In this model, the focus is rarely on the quality of the product. Instead, the goal is recruitment and volume sales—where each “distributor” becomes a walking billboard, making claims they’re not qualified to assess or verify. The result? Consumers end up applying products that may not be safe, effective, or even manufactured with proper oversight.

How Not To Be Well – FutureDerm

Direct-to-Consumer Doesn’t Always Mean Direct to Truth

Not all direct-to-consumer skincare is problematic, but a growing number of DTC brands prioritize profit over product integrity. These companies often leverage the illusion of transparency—using minimalist branding and scientific-sounding language—while offering little actual insight into their formulations, ingredient sourcing, or safety testing protocols.

Many boast about being “clean,” “natural,” or “non-toxic”—terms that are largely unregulated and often meaningless. What’s worse, these marketing terms can foster fear, encouraging consumers to avoid well-studied ingredients in favor of unproven alternatives.

What Consumers Deserve: Truth, Transparency, and Trust

There’s a better way to choose skincare. It begins with supporting brands that are:

  • Transparent about their formulations, sourcing, and testing.
  • Evidence-based, using ingredients with peer-reviewed data behind them.
  • Authentic, offering products designed for efficacy and safety—not for trend or profit margins.

True wellness isn’t about chasing miracle products. It’s about making informed, intentional choices based on facts, not fads. Trust should be earned—not bought through algorithms or affiliate codes.

The Bottom Line: Be a Skincare Skeptic—And an Empowered Consumer
In an industry saturated with hype, your best defense is a healthy dose of curiosity and critical thinking. Don’t be swayed by seductive packaging, influencer testimonials, or vague buzzwords. Instead, look for brands that prioritize science over spin and transparency over trendiness. Ask questions, read labels, and seek out expert-backed advice. Because your skin deserves more than empty promises—it deserves products that are safe, effective, and honestly made. In the end, informed choices are the most powerful form of self-care.

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What TikTok and Trendy Brands Aren’t Telling You About That “All-Over” Freshness

Introduction
The personal care industry has always chased the scent of success—literally. From armpit sticks to dry sprays to intimate wipes, body odor has long been exploited for the sake of profits. But recently, a new product category has emerged: full body deodorants. Marketed as a solution for odor on the chest, back, under breasts, groin, feet, and even thighs, these products promise “total body freshness.”

What they don’t promise—or even mention—is the effect these products may have on your skin microbiome, your body’s first line of defense against environmental threats and a key regulator of skin health.

Let’s break down why full body deodorants may be a short-sighted solution with long-term skin consequences.

1. The Skin Microbiome Is Not the Enemy
Every inch of your skin is home to a carefully balanced ecosystem of microbes—bacteria, fungi, and viruses—that keep your skin healthy. This microbiome varies depending on the site. Think of your body as an entire ecosystem containing:

  • Oily areas like the face and back host different microbes
  • Moist areas like underarms and groin, which are different again
  • Dry areas like the forearms and shins

This diversity isn’t random…it’s essential!  Each region’s microbiome helps regulate immune responses, protect against pathogens, and support skin renewal. Disrupting these populations with antimicrobial or occlusive deodorants across the entire body can throw this delicate balance into chaos.

2. Most Deodorants Weren’t Designed for All-Over Use
Traditional deodorants—especially antiperspirants—contain ingredients like:

  • Aluminum salts to block sweat glands
  • Alcohols and fragrances that can irritate sensitive skin
  • Antimicrobial agents that indiscriminately kill bacteria (good and bad)

When applied to areas not designed for such harsh treatment (like inner thighs, stomach, chest, or intimate areas), these products may cause irritation, redness, dermatitis, or worse: an overgrowth of opportunistic pathogens due to a disturbed microbiome.

3. Killing Bacteria = Killing Balance
The root of odor is often blamed solely on bacteria. While it’s true that certain strains (like Corynebacterium in the underarms) metabolize sweat into smelly compounds, it doesn’t mean bacteria = bad. In fact, most strains are beneficial, keeping more harmful microbes in check.

Full body deodorants may disrupt this balance by:

  • Wiping out commensal (friendly) bacteria
  • Encouraging resistant or harmful strains to take over
  • Leaving the skin vulnerable to irritation, infection, or inflammation

The fact is a product meant to keep you “clean” might just be making your skin more vulnerable.

Full Body Deodorant? Full Body Disaster for Your Skin Microbiome – FutureDerm

4. Your Skin Isn’t Supposed to Smell Like Coconut Milk and Vanilla 24/7
We’ve been conditioned to think of any natural human scent as “bad” and shameful—but this is a cultural construct, not a medical one. A healthy body has a smell, and that smell isn’t toxic or embarrassing. The obsession with “all-day freshness” often masks a deeper issue: we’re over-sanitizing our bodies at the expense of our skin health.

5. What to Do Instead
If you’re worried about body odor outside the underarms, consider microbiome-friendly alternatives:

  • Targeted cleansing with pH-balanced, sulfate-free body washes
  • Natural fabrics to reduce sweat retention
  • Postbiotic skincare products that nourish good bacteria
  • Prebiotic powders or serums for moisture-prone areas (feet, groin, under-breasts)
  • Careful use of traditional deodorant, only in areas where it’s truly needed

Conclusion: Don’t Fall for the Funk-Fighting Hype
Full body deodorants are the latest example of a beauty industry solution that ignores biological wisdom. While they may offer temporary scent suppression, they come at the cost of a healthy, functional skin barrier—and the long-term consequences may include irritation, infections, and chronic microbiome imbalance.

Instead of masking your natural scent, support your skin in doing what it’s designed to do: protect, renew, and balance itself—naturally.

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