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I’m Going Back to My Pandemic Hair Hype Fixation So Here’s Everything I’ve Been Using On My Hair Lately

When we all got cozy during lockdown the biggest trend in beauty was skincare. Everyone was taking really, really good care of their skin. I was the only doing a full beat of makeup while walking around the house in PJs. I dunno, it just made the chaos feel normal at the time. But yeah, everyone became super fixated on face and sheet masks, moisturizers, eye creams, etc…etc..! Self care was buying everything and anything for your skin (and your body!). We all dealt with that time in our own way.

I became super fixated on haircare. I dunno where it came from but within the second week of lockdown I was suddenly Miss Haircare. This from a girl with really long, unruly, wavy hair that she typically slicks back and wears in a bun to keep out of her face. Like, I’m really over here doing the very least with my hair during a normal work week but during the pandemic hell, I was Jesus Christ Superstar doing all sorts of things. Crown braids, elaborate buns, my foyer was the runway for my many new hair looks. What a time to be alive.

Recently, I’ve had a lot more time on my hands so I’ve been playing with different hair care products and trying out different things with my hair. I started following a few hair stylists and artists as well. James in particular belongs on my fixation list because he does some fire looks like Thai actors. Bas and Tonliew’s hair is my roman empire and James is responsible for that goodness. Bas’ hair is jsut always so damn good though! Thank you, sir! We love you for doing all the gorgeous hair now, please come do mine!?

Also, I’m still going to try really hard to convince myself to cut it all off one day and just get the pixie cut I’ve been dreaming about. It’ll never happen but ya know, a girl can dream. Should I cut it? It’s currently down to my butt so I do need to get some of it clipped off. Once I went all Carol Brady with a little flip mullet? I’m kidding. Let’s not get too crazy.

And by the way, I was today year’s old when I realized that Lisa Price is back with Carol’s Daughter. Who knew this? Because I didn’t. P.S. Why are the formulas still not as good as they once were? Le sigh! But actually, it’s still part of my list. It isn’t as good as it was but I’m still very much a Carol’s Daughter Black Vanilla! It makes the list today because it still smells pretty good (wish I could say the same for Hair Milk!). It’s been a while but I started using this again recently and I forgot how much I loved the Black Vanilla Leave-In Conditioner Spray! It makes my hair so super soft!

Here’s some other stuff I’m putting in my hair!

And the hair care I’m obsessed with currently is….! Adwoa beauty! Love, love, love everything I’ve tried from this brand! But my two favs are the Melonberry Vitamin C Frizz-Fighting Hair Gel which is a god sent in humid weather. It’s a soft, watery gel that absorbs into hair so easily. It doesn’t leave hair stiff or crunchy yet it manages to hold it in place and tames frizz while keeping hair soft! What magic is this!? A must have if you’re a gel user. Melonberry Hair Milk Leave-In Conditioner is one of my favs from Adwoa. This is a great leave-in. Detangles, softens, and keeps hair frizz-free. My hair soaks this up! If you have drier hair this is a star to treat it.

Listen, I don’t want to be the girl that cheats and sure, I love my Briogeo Be Gentle, Be Kind Avocado + Kiwi Mega Moisture Superfoods Hair Mask but, sometimes you gotta love on something new! Who’s my other lover? Gisou Honey Gloss Ceramide Therapy Hydrating Hair Mask! Take my $42! Just take it (or snag a mini for $22)! This is some sort of wizardry! I dunno what is happening when I use this but my hair goes from Hermione Year 1 to Hermione I’m going to the Yule Ball with Viktor Krum. It makes my hair incredibly shiny but also, really super smooth and sleek looking like a wet seal. Good stuff!

You know me I’m a lazy girl when it comes to hair sometimes! Slicking it back is my soup de jour hair style. I love Briogeo’s new Style + Treat Yuzu + Plum Oil Hair Styling Sleek Stick! Awesome one for just sliding through hair to make it easy to slick back your hair and go. It isn’t sticky or waxy and it leaves hair soft yet still manages to hold it in place. Best part, it doesn’t build up and washes clean away at the end the day!

This isn’t really new but it’s become suck a stable in my hair routine that it’s worth loving on again! I’m talking about dae’s Cactus Fruit 3-in-1 Styling Cream! First off it makes your hair smell so good! Sort of sweet and fresh! Very pretty. But also, smoothes hair and hydrates like a boss! This is way better than using a gel which can leave behind a good deal of residue.

What’s your currently hair care fixation? Tell me about it.

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Wakey, Wakey I’m Still Alive and Here’s What’s Been Happening In My Makeup Life

Hello, people of the Internet. Wake up! It’s Tuesday! It’s raining again in New York! And my makeup life is boring lately. For a month and a half I’ve gone out of the house without a stitch of foundation on! Say word! It’s true! I’ve been hanging out in the wild without makeup on and it’s been a crazy ride.

Where have I been? What have I been doing? Why haven’t I been posting? I needed a break to be honest. For the past several years, even while on vacation, I always had new content live on Musings of a Muse but the last few weeks I just haven’t been inspired enough to post. I needed to recharge my batteries. I travelled a lot in April and the last few weeks I’ve had a lot more free time to enjoy stuff that has been put on the back burner. I’ve rediscovered some of my fandoms, embraced new hobbies, and even had some interesting adventures meeting friends from the Internet.

Musings of a Muse has always been a safe space for me and I hope it’s one for you as well. The world is in a state of unrest and the one thing that’s always felt safe and free of chaos was the world of beauty. Sure, we have our drama here and there but for the most part it always feels like coming home when a new blush comes out or someone emails or dms me to tell me, “Have you tried this product? It’s amazing!” I still find the joy in beauty and that’s why this blog is still around after 2007.

I’ll be updating new posts shortly. I hope you’re all doing well. Many of you I talk to on IG or Reddit and some of you via email but if we haven’t talked in a while know that I miss you. I hope you’re out there being the amazing humans I know you are.

Let’s chat some beauty soon 🙂

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I Have a Really Serious Question About the Bath & Body Works Duck

I guess I sort of blame Tarte for the mascot trend. About a year or two ago Tarte started featuring a mascot of Shape Tape on their various channels. The mascot would do day in the life type posts or just be hanging out at Tarte HQ creating some sort of chaos. It was actually pretty funny to watch the reels and Tiktok’s Tarte created with someone dressed up like a big old barrel of Shape Tape. Fast forward and everyone has some sort of mascot running around their social media platforms lately. Bath & Body Works has now joined the ranks of mascot merry making with a giant duck that’s featured in some of their content. Ya know, the legendary rubber duckie from their shopping bags and marketing.

Back in 2022 that duck quietly disappeared from Bath and Body Works and trust me, fans noticed and it started an entire movement on social media to bring him back. I’m just sitting here wishing someone would create a group to bring back the Stila Girls. I’m manifesting that for us Stila fans. But yeah, that duck is popular.

And guess what? I was today year’s old when I realized he has a name.

Who even knew this? Serious question, did you know the Bath and Body Works Duck has a name? WHAT!? Yup, his name is Billie. I’ve just been calling him the Bath & Body Works Duck for years now but apparently he’s been named for years now. And lately, Bath & Body Works is pushing Billie in a major way. He has his own pocketbac holder, a cosmetic bag, and more. And Gen Z is an extra big fan of his and keeps pushing for Billie to have his own fragrance. Hmmm coming soon to a Bath & Body Works store near you Billie the Rubber Duck scent. How would it smell? Like Ernie’s bathwater? Forget I said that! Let’s not make it weird…!

But yup, Billie is a thing now. And I’m obviously living under a rock as I didn’t know his name until just recently. Did you?

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Bath and Body Works Christmas in July Should Be Illegal

Who the hell created Summerween? STRAIGHT TO JAIL! And why is Bath and Body Works trying to serve up a Christmas in July Collection? Listen, first off, I can’t even get Summer in New York. It’s rain all day, everyday. At this point I’m going tot tell people I live in London. While I’m busy worrying about when Summer is coming Bath and Body Works is plotting an entire Christmas in July Collection.

That’s right! They’re dropping the Signature Holiday Collection Scents in Christmasy Summer packaging this coming July. We’re getting Winter Candy Apple, Merry Cookie, Winterberry Wonder, and Frosted Coconut Snowball as an early Summer launch. Each scent will be available with limited-edition Summer prints. I’m gonna call it and say this reeks poor sales. Just like many beauty brands at the moment I’m pretty sure Bath and Body Works has a slump in sales. A lot of repetitive releases, price raises, and more contribute to the lack of sales.

During desperate times we need to take desperate measures so of course, Bath and Body Works decided that a Christmas launch in July was needed. Why is this a bad thing? Because it’s rushing the Holidays even more than ever before. We all hate being force fed Holiday Makeup releases as soon as September right? At least I do! It’s just a little too early for me. I come from a time when the first Holiday release would drop end of October and even the first week of November. The last ten plus years we see Holiday Collection as soon as late August and into September. Sadly, Fall Collections are a thing of the past as Holiday Sets and releases completely overtook any and all Fall Collections.

This ruins the Holidays for me on so many levels. I’m just not ready for Christmas Collections this soon. And Summerween? Another equally bad Holiday in my opinion. I love Halloween as you know but the fact that we now have people celebrating Summerween with places like Home Goods creating Halloween/Summer releases is absurd to me.

Everyone needs to go straight to jail for this. The marketing teams are working too hard lately. What are your thoughts on Halloween and Christmas releases this early?

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Makeup and Beauty Blog Monday Poll, Vol. 883
This made me laugh so hard! Happy Monday 🙂

So…what is the Monday Poll?

Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007).

1. Do you care about Labubus?

Nah, I just don’t get the hype.

2. What’s your favorite summer dessert?

Hmm, all of them? If pressed to pick one, then ice cream.

3. Do you have plans for the Fourth of July yet?

Connor will be dancing with her dance team in the town parade, so that’s our main event during the day. We’ll probably do a barbeque at home after the parade. Where we live doesn’t allow fireworks, so we may or may not go looking for a fireworks display. We’ll see how ambitious we’re feeling!

4. How do you feel about maxi dresses?

If it’s in a petite size and the print isn’t too overwhelming, then I’ll rock a maxi dress, for sure.

5. What is the last thing you had to drink?

I’m chugging a huge bottle of cold water as I type this. Oh, and you know what? I don’t know how I made it through the ‘80s and ‘90s because I barely drank any water back then, LOL! I don’t remember feeling awful at the time, but I guess that was due to the magic of being young. Now if I don’t drink massive amounts of water throughout the day I feel it in my body, my brain, my skin, sheesh, even my eyes feel dry if I don’t have enough water, haha!

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. Here are the questions to copy/paste with your answers in a comment. Talk to ya soon.

1. Do you care about Labubus?
2. What’s your favorite summer dessert?
3. Do you have plans for the Fourth of July yet?
4. How do you feel about maxi dresses?
5. What is the last thing you had to drink?

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Heya, friend! Happy late Father’s Day to ya! Hope you had a great one. Except for a brief drive out to visit the fam in the East Bay, we stayed around the house. But it was fun. Lots of high-intensity lounging, TV watching and chillaxin’…

Rosie, purr usual, spent the day working on her science experiments.

That reminds me…

Tabs wasn’t particularly interested in science or genetics like Rosie is, but he was interested in acting as a father figure to at-risk kittens and a mentor to up-and-coming kitty supermodels.

Despite his busy schedule, he always made time for the kittens in his foundation. He would read to them, do homework with them, teach them how to strut and strike poses on the catwalk — all the basic life skills.

Rosie

Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 864

Rosie’s view of Father’s Day is a little different. As an introverted, more science-minded cat, she’s more interested in the genetic aspects of parentage. She was recently tapped by Genentech to lead a study into inherited traits that get passed along from father cat to kitten, so she’s been working on that all week long.

She has a theory that vertical leaping ability is closely tied to torbie fur pattern… Why Genentech is interested in that, I have no idea. 🤷‍♀️

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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Makeup and Beauty Blog Monday Poll, Vol. 882

So…what is the Monday Poll?

Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007).

1. Loose or fitted t-shirts?

Generally, I like my tees slightly loose-y goose-y if I’m wearing them with jeans or shorts. If I’m layering with a sweater or a sweatshirt on top, then fitted.

2. What’s the oldest thing in your makeup bag right now?

Hmm, the brushes? Oh, and I’m almost embarrassed to say this out loud, but I have an ancient Nordstrom Naturals MAC palette that I bust out every so often.

3. How’s your June going so far?

It’s been very, very busy with end-of-the-year activities, dance things and whatnot. Things will kinda slow down after June 30, which I’m looking forward to.

4. How do you feel about walking around in sandals or flip flops without your toenails painted?

I like my toe nails to be painted a fun color, but I don’t stress if I don’t get around to a weekly pedicure.

5. What are you happy about right now?

Well, today’s my birthday, and I’m overjoyed to say that I’m healthy and I’m alive! Having health scares will do that to ya, I guess. I’m also happy to be surrounded by the people I love the most. Oh, and the opportunity to do something creative that’s just for me (like the Monday poll) is the icing on the cake. I’ve been on the verge of happy tears all day. It’s been a great!

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. Here are the questions to copy/paste with your answers in a comment. Talk to ya soon.

1. Loose or fitted t-shirts?
2. What’s the oldest thing in your makeup bag right now?
3. How’s your June going so far?
4. How do you feel about walking around in sandals or flip flops without your toenails painted?
5. What are you happy about right now?

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Makeup and Beauty Blog Monday Poll, Vol. 881

So…what is the Monday Poll?

Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007).

1. What time do you usually wake up in the morning?

These days, 6 in the morning. Ideally my day would start off at 5:30, though.

2. How organized is your purse?

It’s on the verge of haphazard, always, LOL! I mean, I can find the usual things I absolutely need – my phone, wallet, keys, medication, lipgloss. But do I find those things in an efficient manner? No.

3. If you could make one rule that everyone around you had to follow, what would it be?

Make your deadlines. I can’t stand it when people are casual about due dates!

4. How do you feel about wearing makeup when it’s hot?

I’ll do it, but I don’t like to do too many layers. I’m happy with cream blush, liner, mascara, brow pencil and gloss.

5. What are you focused on this week?

Getting all my deadlines in, and not sweating the small stuff!

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. Here are the questions to copy/paste with your answers in a comment. Talk to ya soon.

1. What time do you usually wake up in the morning?
2. How organized is your purse?
3. If you could make one rule that everyone around you had to follow, what would it be?
4. How do you feel about wearing makeup when it’s hot?
5. What are you focused on this week?

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Sephora Is Doing Quiet Hours for Aunties Like Me

I went to meet some of my fellow Reddit Whovians this weekend and I happen to be a chatty kind of girl but I strongly suspect they choose the location of our meet at an extra noisy place (so, they didn’t have to talk!). Everyone was a tad bit awkward and I felt like I was the only one trying to chat it up. It was odd because online everyone won’t shut up but in real life everyone was sort of quiet. I mean, they choose a great place to have this meet because the music was extra loud and it was impossible to really have a deep conversation about Time Lords. Lucky them! Not so lucky me as I walked out with a bit of a headache and feeling like I didn’t know the people that I met outside of our online lives (this actually made me really nervous as I’m meeting a very special online friend for the first time very soon and I hope it doesn’t go as badly as this did). P.S. You know you’re getting old when loud music gives you a migraine. I seriously, felt overwhelmed by how loud everything was.

How many people remember going to the MAC store or counter and it was like a party that just got into gear at 1AM on Saturday morning? I remember it well and I was so there for it. If you walked into any department store and had no idea where MAC was located you only had to follow the music to locate them. They’d be surrounded by quiet elegant counters like Laura Mercier and Dior and MAC would be there like that one person playing their music in the car extra loud and singing along to it at the red light. When you’re younger you appreciate the experience but loud, pounding music when you get older just isn’t it anymore. I literally just avoid anywhere with loud, pulsating music lately as I want to enjoy my meal with friends or my boyfriend peacefully. Or I want to choose my lipstick shade without the entire display rattling do to the base of the song playing.

For those who simply can’t take that kind of sensory overload we now have Sephora Quiet Hours. From now through July 26th in select Sephora stores we’ll have pilot program that provides a quiet shopping experience. If it works out I imagine Sephora will continue the project.

The idea is to create an environment for people who enjoy a calmer shopping experience and one with a lot less of a sensory-stimulating environment. In another words, old aunties like me can shop without leaving the store with a headache. For this experience, they’ll be dimming the lights, lowering or even turning off the music, and even minimizing the digital screens in stores. These new Sephora Quite Hours will happen Tuesdays and Thursdays from 10AM to 12PM. Sephora Quiet Hours are happening at the following stores: Westfield White City, Birmingham, and Trafford.

Unfortunately, the hours they are doing this aren’t really ideal for most shoppers. It would be great if they did it on a Sunday afternoon as it would make for a nice, chill day of shopping.

What do you think of this idea? Does the idea of Sephora Quiet Hours sound appealing to you or does the loud music not really bother you?

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Tabs always said that in kitty modeling, the best defense is a good offense. If you just rest on your laurels, sooner or later a hungrier up-and-coming cat (or Australian Shepherd) will take what’s yours, and you won’t be walking the catwalk at feline fashion week anymore. Nope, if you’re lucky, you’ll get a page in the Petco catalog.

Every once in a while Tabs went into kitty ninja mode, and instead of just patrolling the neighborhood, he conducted more advanced cat recon…

He’d inspect the houses on the circle more closely to look for signs of canine or feline incursion.

One day, he picked up a new cat’s scent around an air conditioning filter a couple houses down. He sniffed the area for a long time, gathering intelligence, and then used the data to compile a cat profile.

According to Tabs, the new cat was a three-year-old male tabby with green eyes and a crooked tail… Moderate kitty modeling potential. Of course, he was added to the database. 🙂

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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